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Wednesday, May 16, 2007
@ 10:22 PM

We've all heard about people having "Guts" or "Balls". But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - Is arriving home late after anight out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and havingthe guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

"BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls tosay: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

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